Humor

Jokes

Jokes

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What’s the difference between praying at church and at the casino?
– The ones at the casino do it sincerely…

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Arriving in Monte Carlo, an avid player on the first night met his old friend playing roulette at the casino.
– What hotel are you staying at? – He asked.
– Honestly, I don’t know yet: I’ve only been here for three days…

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At the casino. The lady asks the gentleman playing cards:
– Do you remember me? The year before last, you asked me here to marry you.
– And you got married?” he asks distractedly, shuffling a deck of cards.